Mom: So hello Mom: I watched a very funny episode of the simpsons yesterday Mom: Gil was staying with the simpsons because he was out of work Mom: And homer was in his robe talking to gil and gil siad hey homer do you mind closing up that robe i’m seeing the how butchers market Mom: and homer replied Mom: “for your information, since I bought this robe I’ve gained a ton of weight” Mom: Thought I’d share