MAN: I’m a pretty intelligent fellow, but I’m not sure if I get this one.
PLUG: Uh. I’m just excited because I don’t wear this tie anymore. It’s ugly, right?
MAN: It’s not exactly attractive. So did you quit a job or something like that?
PLUG: No, I wish. I kind of wish I did, but no. I was just informing people that I don’t wear this tie anymore.
MAN: Okay. You just wanted the world to know. And the one on the back as well?
PLUG: Oh yeah. It’s a different tie, but same message.
MAN: It’s pretty ugly, yeah.
PLUG: Actually, the backing fell off of this one. And I was wearing it for a long time to weddings.
MAN: Right. Fuck it now, huh?
PLUG: Yeah.
MAN: What do you wear to weddings now?
PLUG: I have a new tie that I wear to weddings. And it’s pretty cool actually. Well, I have more than one tie.
MAN: But you’re done with these two?
PLUG: These two, yeah. These are gone. These are probably going to Goodwill. This one [without backing] is probably going to the trash.
MAN: Alright. Cool. I didn’t know if there was a deeper political message.
PLUG: Uh. No. No.
MAN: You’re just tired of those ties.
PLUG: Yeah.
MAN: Awesome. Have a beautiful day, man.
PLUG: You, too!