WELL I THOUGHT ABOUT THE ARMY

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DAD SAID SON, YER FUCKIN HIGH

AND I THOUGHT, YEAH THERE’S A FIRST FOR EVERYTHING, SO I TOOK MY

OLD MAN’S ADVICE. THREE SAD SEMESTERS, IT WAS ONLY 15 GRAND

SPENT IN BED. I THOUGHT ABOUT THE ARMY. I DROPPED OUT AND JOINED A BAND INSTEAD. GREW A MOUSTACHE AND A MULLET, GOT A JOB AT CHICK-FIL-A

CITING ARTISTIC DIFFERENCES, THE BAND BROKE UP IN MAY.

AND IN JUNE REFORMED WITHOUT ME AND THEY’D GOT A DIFFERENT NAME

I NUKED ANOTHER GRANDMA’S APPLE PIE AND


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