WELL I THOUGHT ABOUT THE ARMY

gompr:

acewepeel:

ohlivyuhuxtable:

aquariumdrinkr:

saramcpherson:

thewordunheard:

(via realrealsoft) DAD SAID SON, YER FUCKIN HIGH

AND I THOUGHT, YEAH THERE’S A FIRST FOR EVERYTHING, SO I TOOK MY

OLD MAN’S ADVICE. THREE SAD SEMESTERS, IT WAS ONLY 15 GRAND

SPENT IN BED. I THOUGHT ABOUT THE ARMY. I DROPPED OUT AND JOINED A BAND INSTEAD. GREW A MOUSTACHE AND A MULLET, GOT A JOB AT CHICK-FIL-A

CITING ARTISTIC DIFFERENCES, THE BAND BROKE UP IN MAY.

AND IN JUNE REFORMED WITHOUT ME AND THEY’D GOT A DIFFERENT NAME

I NUKED ANOTHER GRANDMA’S APPLE PIE AND