I can’t even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I’m a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn’t invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I HATE IT when food touches! I’m a military man, you understand that?

LL Cool J displays his acting chops, playing Captain Patrick Vezo alongside Robin Williams in Toys (1992). This quote pops in my head from time to time for no reason.

UPDATE: Just so we’re clear, this is a terrible, terrible movie.


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