Tell me Riker isn’t stealing a glance at that lady in the skant Starfleet uniform. He totally is.
He’d like to reroute the power for his phasers through her navigational deflector, if you know what I mean. I bet she brings his shields up to maximum power. Gets his collar up to four pips. Opens a channel on all of his hailing frequencies. Separates his saucer section and stardrive. Remodulates his shield harmonics. Something about Jefferies tubes. I’m running out of euphemisms.
- riding the turbolift
- pulling a Picard maneuver
- engaging at maximum warp
- locking tractor beam
- launching a Class One probe
- … Ten Forward.