Tag: Ricky Van Veen
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(To celebrate Google’s recent announcement that YouTube will automatically transcribe videos, I have transcribed Ricky Van Veen’s speech from one of my favorite College Humor videos, “Scooch”)
Ricky: Guys, the bathroom here is a privilege. If you’re gunna do Number Two, just do Number One. If you’re going into the bathroom and you’re going to do a Number Two, just do a Number One! It’s simple! It’s math! I can’t make this any clearer. Every time you do a Number Two it…